- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frost bite.

What's worse than finding Michael V. in your class? Finding Curtis W. in there instead\

What did the baby get for its 1st birthday? Nothing it was aborted.

I saw a chameleon. Then it died

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

Why was the little boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face.

What do you call a guy who set's pancakes on fire? Mentally confused, and in need of a psychiatrist.

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What did the blind man do in the dark room? Nothing, he couldn't see.

What's the difference between my car and a pile of dead babies? You can't eat my car.

What do a a pickle and a rabbit have in common? They are both green...except the rabbit

Knock knock. Come in.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black. ~Stevie Wonder

So a man walks into a bar, he meets a few friends, has a few beers, and at the end of the night he calls a cab to drive him home

What did the boy do when he was bored and broke? He took to the streets selling illicit drugs such as cocaine. Although dangerous, the rush from said danger solved his boredom problem. On top of this, there is a huge market for such substances and he was not broke for much longer.

what do u call a girl with cancer? bald.

How do you scare a 5 year old girl? Stick your dick out.

what do you get if you cross a cat with a cat? kittens.

What does Santa get for Christmas? Chikungunya Fever.

What did the Englishman say to the Irishman? "I am from England"

What's chris benoit doing? Just hangin in the gym

How do you confuse a Mexican? several large eggs

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