Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? Because skeletons are no longer sentient beings and cannot move.

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A horse walks into a bar. the bartender says "hey. get out."

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Knock Knock Who's There? Hi, I'm just going through the neighborhood to let everyone know that women secretly enjoy being raped.

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how do you know your at a gay picnic. the hotdogs smell like shit.

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A cow walks into a store. The clerk asks "how may i help you sir?" The cow says "Im a cow stupid!" and storms out.

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What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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i dislike sack in my mouth

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If I get 100 likes by tomorrow I will send 100 dollars to who ever likes it if the put down their address and say its for Louis Ok?

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Q: Why do Japanese people have eyes that look like they're stretched to the side of their head? A: When they are born, they come out head first, and their eyes are stretched to the side of their head and are stuck in that position due to the sticky, glue like substance found inside a woman's stomach.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, the face like yours belongs to the zoo. Please don't be sad, 'cos I'll be there too.. Not in the cage but laughing at you!

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Why do the cangaroos are weird? cause they have testicles in front and penis back, is real!

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How did the kid drop his ice he got hit by a train Griffin Cholette

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What do you call a black man in court? A lawyer.

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What do you get when you cross a Mexican, a black guy and an octopus? I don't know but I don't like it.

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When I'm sad I cut myself... another slice of cheesecake.

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What's brown and sticky? Shit.

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What did the black man do with the piece of bacon? He ate it.

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The priest, rabbi and Lady Gaga walk into a bar. Lady Gaga performs on stage, while the priest and rabbi listen.

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Why did the black man shoot someone? His wife recently left him and he got fired from his job.

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who likes it up the anus? jason frisone at saybrook ave 08094 williamstown new jersey thats who

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A blind man walks into a bar

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

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Women's football

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what do you get when you get when you cross a chicken and a mad scientists a mutant chicken

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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