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Ouch.

Why are fat people fat? Because they like food.

A seal walks into a club. Do you like my new shoes?

Q: What's the quickest way to a woman's heart? A: Through her ribcage.

whats dirtier than lady gaga's penis in justin bieber's vagina? nothing.

Woman's rights.

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

How did the dead baby cross the road? stapled to the chickens foot.

Will my son live, doctor? No because you don't have a son and I am not a doctor

Why couldn't Jim pogo-stick? He didn't have one.

Knock knock Whose there? Interrupting doctor Interr-- You have cancer.

verry nice how mUCH?

What did the guy who walked into a bar say? Ouch

Ted Haggard.

What is Beethoven's favorite fruit? While Beethoven enjoyed many different varieties of fruit, he found strawberries the most appealing.

why did the monkey fall out the tree? he lost his grip

How did the black kid drop out of highschool? He got bad grades.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wanted to be cool, But I look like you

whats really hot the sun

Why was 6 afriad of 7? Because 7 is a rapist.

Knock knock! Who's there? Elton. Elton who? Elton John

Jackson gets a new phone he drops it what does he have. (a beating )

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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