A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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Why did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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Why did everyone call the one-legged man Matt? Because that was his name.

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Friends are like penguins because when you throw a polar bear at them they die

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Roses are red, violets are blue, Flappy Bird is no where near as annoying as you!

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I just read the long joke posted earlier. I have no life. :(

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what happens when you jump of a cliff usually you die

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What is worse than getting the wrong haircut at a hair salon? A terrible shooting at your local Chuck-E-Cheese

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Why did the Chicken commit suicide Because he Ms. Reed

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slow down! you move too fast. you gotta make the morning last. just tripping down the cobblestones. looking for fun and feeling grovvy.

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why didn't bobby eat breakfast? because i stapled his head to the floor

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Why is One direction the best thing in the world? Becuz when 5 hot guys met each other they... Sorry I got lost in Zayn's eyes again! Now what were we talking about??????

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What is the difference between a dog being hit by a car and an Arab being hit by a car? There are skidmarks before the dog

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Light Yagami. I'm a gay light bulb :D

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Two gay men walked into a bar in a bigoted, small-minded town and were beaten to death with shoes.

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a horse walks into a bar, the bartender says: why the long face? he has cancer

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look left ------------------------------------------------------> i bet you failed.

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What's the resemblance between a chicken? Its legs are approximately equal, especially the left one.

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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Why is a black man fat? Because he eats a lot.

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What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman...

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Yo momma so thin, she admitted herself into an in-patient counseling center for anorexic and bulimic patients.

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Anti Joke

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