Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

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What is the most hardest math known to man kind? 1+1=?

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How do you confuse Hellen Keller? Put her in a circular room and tell her to find the corner.

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What did the umpire yell to the flatulent player at bat? FOUL BOWEL!

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what kind of panda eats leaves? the gray one :D

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Want to hear a joke? Womens' Rights

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Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second Koala fall out the tree? Hit by the first Koala. Why did the third Koala fall out the tree? Peer pressure

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Knock knock, Who's there? Jason. Jason wh-(death sound when being cut by chainsaw)

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Chuck norris survived rapture.

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Q. If you have $5, and a friend has $5, then how much money do you both have? A. You both have $5.

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How do you leave a gay guy in suspense? How? ......................

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The same girl who got cancer for christmas had a birthday soon after, as a present She got kimo...but it failed

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You:why did the kid get a massage? Guest:Why? You:Cuz he wanted one.

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There are 263 birds on a fence, a farmer shot 1 how many are left? 0 the rest flew away.

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I just flew in from New York and boy are my arms tired. I was jerking off during the entire plane ride.

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Why didn't the girl make it to the other side of the road? A police officer stoped her because she was j-walking.

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Why did the cop not arrest the driver? The Driver shot him 2 minutes earlier.

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What do you call Santa's helpers? Chinese factory workers, who live in impoverished conditions, work up to 16 hours a day, earning slave wages. God damn you, Steve Jobs and Mattel.

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What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat wh0re.

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A white man and a black man were walking down the street. The black borrowed the white man's phone to make a quick call when an incoming call came in. The black man, while trying to hand the phone back, says, "Here, it's your Dad." The white man replies, "No, that's my phone." Amazed at how uneducated the black man was.

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How many dead babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, a dead baby is a horrible sight and shouldn't be laughed at.

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Why do I hate Jews? - Because they use to much space in the oven.

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