What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

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Two cougars are at a nightclub. Suddenly, they attack and 8 patrons are mauled to death.

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Potato.

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What do you call a black guy with a fan? An African American male Homo Sapien who is most likely hot and sweaty and is probably trying to create cold air and then reduce how hot they are likely reducing the sweat glands natural instict to create ameliorate of sweat and then make him feel better.

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The duck says do you smell poop. Ya says the chicken, it wasn't me It was the turkey

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Whats worse than being arrested for a crime you didn't commit? Teenage pregnancy.

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why didn't the black kid make the basketball team? He has cancer.

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What did the kid say when you gave him a cookie? Thank you.

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How did Suzy die She choked on a Pick-Up Truck

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Why did the child step on a ball?

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Romney 2012

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Larry stopped by today to drop of a package. The package was a bomb. So I gave the "gift" to my neighbor for her birthday. My Mom is my neighbor.

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Why grannies do not buy a menstrual pads? Cause they will never have their period anymore.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to th party? Because he was dead.

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What did pikachu say when his trainer was murdered? Pikachu.

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How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie into in!

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Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's dead.

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oh hiya come in

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Whats worse than a mother of 3 children, jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car and dieing on impact? A mother of 3 children jumping off a bridge, smashes into the metal roof of a large car, survives,, becomes paralyzed, and has to explain to her children, why she is in a wheel chair for the rest of her life.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? The wind. The wind who? ...

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How did Helen Kellers parents punish her? They moved the furniture.

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save water shower with friends

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What did Batman say to Robin before the got into the Batmobile? - Come on Robin, get into the Batmobile.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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