What is the biggest lie in the universe? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

A Priest in a Rabbi walk into a bar. They talk about religion.

I have to tell you something. What? I just told you something.

Q:When a terrorist attack happened what did the woman with the 1 leg say? A: HOP for your lives!!!!

Why did the little boy fall down? Because he was shot.

What did the pig say after having sex? "Oink".

your mom is so dumb she threw a rock at the ground and missed

What's worse than being punched in the face? Being lynched.

Knock knock Who's there? Johnny Johnny who? Names don't matter. Now shut up and let me in before I kill your family

what kind of panda eats leaves? the gray one :D

whydid the little boy drown? he can't swim

what did the dead woman say the boy? I am dead.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Me.

A black man hailed a taxi cab. He got in, and the taxi drove him to his destination for an appropriate fee.

what do you call a baby that's just been crushed by a piano. a mess for a cleaner to deal with. think about his health. after that he might get a disease from the body and he might not get to sleep as it is a haunting sight.

why did the man fall over he was a loaf of bread

why did the baby die? It was born with cancer

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Why did the Jew fall off a cliff? Someone pushed him

Are you from Nebraska? 'Cuz you're the only ten i see.

A: Knock knock. B: <>

Knock, knock Who's there? You're adopted...

I just flew in from New York and boy are my arms tired. I was jerking off during the entire plane ride.

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