Since little kids sleep with stuffed bears, do bears sleep with stuffed humans?

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A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch."

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How do you kill a dinosaur? You don't. It's already dead.

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How do you find the population of Mexico? You take a census count by mail and/or a door to door questionnaire.

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Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

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you want to hear a joke? sure... too bad

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a korean guy robs a black guys convenient store!

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George Bush.

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1, 2, buckle my shoe. 3, 4, shut the door. 5, 6, I'm gonna to cut you in your sleep.

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knock knock who's there? Barbra Streisand Barbra Streisand who? Barbra? Streisand whoo oo oooo oo oo oo ooo ooo!

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What happened to the guy who ate an alarm clock at six o' clock in the morning? He puked a lot, and was diagnosed with a horrible digestive disorder.

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Q: What do you call a black girl with braces? A: A black and decker pecker wrecker

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Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Answer: Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

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Why are black people so good at sports? Because there black.

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Chuck Norris can bench 210 pounds.

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what is funnier then a man with AIDS? -nearly anything as AIDS is a serious medical condition and could be potentially lethal

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What's the best part of having a doctor for a best friend? The sex.

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A genie came out of a lamp explain?

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only downer about having sex in the dark is........................ when u look out window and guy u thought u were sleeping with waving and laugh

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wnba

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Konock Konock Uh, you spelt knock knock wrong... Oh.

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Why do Jews circumcise their children.......because they like everything 10% off

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Q: What is worse than bitting in to an apple and finding a worm? A: Bitting in to a worm and finding an apple.

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Ill wait for you as long as you need Nero, I am just so glad you are alive and well... I know you, you would not be this chatty unless you where doing far worse, I know you will recover, dont think about the time for my sake, ill refresh this page every five minutes or so.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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