- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

An elephant and a rabbit sit on the forest floor and poop. The elephant asks the rabbit " doesn't it annoy you when the poop sticks to your fur?" "no" replies the rabbit. So the elephant picks up the rabbit and wipes his but with him.

The Bible

where did Bob go during the bombing attacks? All over the walls.

What color was the fence before it was painted green? Not green.

Ian is cutie!!!!!;)

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Knock knock Whose there? Interrupting doctor Interr-- You have cancer.

Whats worse than the holocaust??having a downstndrome for a child

What did timothy say after he went to go golf? - I just went golfing

A priest and a rabbi walk into a strip club. They then realised that they are religious leaders and set an example for their respective religious communities and shouldn't be in a strip club and leave.

Knock knock Come In.......

Why did the dog bark at the tall white man? Because the tall white man was in the process of attempting to rob the house in which said dog was situated. The dog was merely defending its patch.

You know whats funnier than 24? What? 25.

what did the cheese say to the wall? nothing cheese can't talk.

Knock knock Who's there? I don't know go check.

A:Will you be my valentine? B:No

whats really hot the sun

What do you call a fly with no wings? A fly.

what did the orphan say to the adults wanting to adopt him? i hope u will provide well living conditions because i have lost both of my parents and am forced to live off one meal a day

The only hand that can beat a royal flush is Chuck Norris's hand

What did the 85 year old man do after having the sex of his life? He found out he had AIDS.

What do chicken babies have in common? They both taste like chicken.

That moment when you touch your balls then sniff your fingers and realize it smells good.

What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? Death

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