- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the orphan boy get for his birthday? The extermination of his race.

Yo mama so stupid she stole free bread.

What do you get if you cross a black man with a sword? A dead black man

ask me if i'm a tree. are you a tree? no

So these IRS agents were negotiating a deal.....

Dave: Say "game" ten times fast Bud: Game, game, game, game, gay ma, gay ma, I'm gay, I'm gay, I'm gay

Where did Sally go when the bomb hit her? All over. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

What's the difference between babies and butter? You can't pitchfork butter.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was hit by a large refrigerator Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? The two of them were stapled together Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Mice don't have the strength required to do that.

What's the same between a plane a bird and a piece of celery? They all fly except the celery

Your mother is so fat that she got diabetes and later died of an unrelated illness.

What's the difference between Barney the dinosaur and Santa? Barney loves you.

Did you see Ray Charles's house? No. Yeah, neither did he.

A guy walks into a bar. He puts an icepack on his head so it doesn't swell, and decides to go out for a drink. He walks into a bar and thinks to himself, "that's twice today, maybe I should just go home."

A Nazi and a Communist walk into a bar. 10 million Slavs die.

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flip flop chop, clip clop cow, POW. hahahahahah. :).

Why did the asian die? he was driving

Whats horny and big A dick minus the big part!

what happened to the fat lady she went on a diet and is now skinny but she cant resist mcdonalds big macs so she quickly become fat

Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

Do you know what's funnier than 24? 25

A Jew sits down next to a muslim at the bar. They great and discuss their day's events, they both order beers. Then they go home.

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