why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

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What do yo call four Jewish guys sitting around doing nothing? The Sabbath Day

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What's white and sticky? A sticky polar bear.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I can't rhyme coffee table.

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How did the man rape the woman? With his penis.

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what r the two best ways to describe a guy whose eating a bannana while peeing, time conservative and a multitasker

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Your mom’s so dumb she forgot to update her WordPress installation and now she has pharmaceutical links all over her page.

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So a black man walked into a bar and ordered a drink. He payed for the drink and couldn't have been more courteous

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What did the little girl do with her puppy? She killed it.

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Q- Whats The Difference Between a Jew and a TV Dinner? A- One Gets Cooked in the Oven and the other is a TV Dinner!

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What's pink, wrinkly and hangs out your trousers? Your nan.

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- Knock Knock - who's there? - Gestapo! open the door!

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A man sees his friend and asks jokingly, "Hey is that ketchup or blood on your face?" The friend replies, "No, I ate your family," and shoots the man in the head with a rifle.

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How did the fat man die? Type 2 diabetes

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whats white and gooy liguid goop

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Uh, if I say that I am that girl, am I going to be safe?

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What did the child who tried to hang himself, but wasn't heavy enough to achieve breaking his neck do? Died slowly.

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Knock knock Who's there My dick

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i would like to know if the rumors about the moon being made out of chees is true because nobody told me it was CC

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What did the cow say to his friend? Moo.

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This is "Eliza" holy shit! I almost gave up and went to a party assuming you guys had simply skipped the reply. Please tell me nothing of this is written in code, because I have no fucking idea how to decipher it... ...To think that so few consider Nero a hero for all that he has done, and so many have come to hate him and still follow his advice basically abusing him. I told my sister to use mom`s cellphone to call and warn as many as possible, telling them to spread the word, is Nero7 Going to make it? He mentioned a barfight starting over nothing during new years eve. I know that some of the members where planning to use his own teachings in order to overthrow him, I warned him but he was fully aware already but did nothing for some reason. Yet none of them have the assets to do anything like this... Should I start calling all those members that left during Nero7`s "sudden paranoia period?" Many of them have political authority and can be of help if we can somehow convince them. Respond Asap, and if Nero7 is in a public hospital, then get him the hell out of there, he is an exposed target for anyone, if he gets killed, ill fucking kill you you hear me!

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock knock? Whos there? Not Sally. What did Sally get for Christmas? Cancer.

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How much coke can Charlie Sheen do? Enough to kill two and a half men.

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I don't always finish my sentences but when I do...

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Anti Joke

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