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Why did the Jew fall off a cliff? Someone pushed him

Are you from Nebraska? 'Cuz you're the only ten i see.

A: Knock knock. B: <>

Knock, knock Who's there? You're adopted...

I just flew in from New York and boy are my arms tired. I was jerking off during the entire plane ride.

What happened to the guy that stuck his finger up his asshole? It felt GOOOOOOODD

a guy walks into a bar the barman says "what'll it be?"

Hey Nerochan, how high is your IQ?

What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat wh0re.

What do you call a cannibal who won't eat his own brother? A pussy.

Ask me if I am a potato Are you a potato No.

You are reading this.Ya you the fat one

Why was the tomato blushing? It saw the salad dressing.

Why was the little girl crying? She got slapped with a porcupine.

How did Helen Keller meet her husband? On a blind date.

Why did the family go to Mexico? Because they were deported

you know what hurts.... PAIN

Your not having a bad day, your just doing everything wrong!

Roses are red Violets are red Trees are red Shrubs are red HOLY SHIT! MY YARD IS ON FIRE!

What do you call a needle with two points? A two headed needle.

A Holocaust joke? I did Nazi that coming...Anne, Frankly, I'm quite offended.

My wife and I have been married for ten years. She is a great care-taker and I couldn't be more happy. Then she asked me to make her a sandwich, I went to the kitchen and into the knife drawer...well I think you can guess what happened after that. I cut the meats, and I made her a sandwich.

What do you call a successful black man who has it all? A hip hop artist.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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