How did the dead baby cross the road? stapled to the chickens foot.

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So this guy drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later the girl has a misscarrage.

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Thumbs down if you like this anti-joke!

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why did the painter cry? he didnt have any paint left...

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You want to hear a joke? Adobe Flash Player.

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How do you confuse a Mexican? several large eggs

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey. I'm colour blind, It's a very depressing situation.

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What do you call a guy who set's pancakes on fire? Mentally confused, and in need of a psychiatrist.

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A bear walks into a bar. Four people were taken to the hospital and there was one fatality.

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(Two person joke for an audience Joke Teller. "What's the difference between a rabbit and a cowsay?" Accomplice "a what?" Joke Teller. "a cowsay?" Accomplice "what's a cowsay?" Joke Teller. "Mooooooo"

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Albert and Hunter, Forever in love < 3

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On a scale of 1 to Chris Brown, how mad would you be if i ate your golfish? Very angry, as my goldfish is not food.

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Chuck norris eats nails for breakfast. This is most likely the cause of his bleeding stomach and acid reflux.

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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A horse walks into a bar and then out of the bar

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Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar.... Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece? Man 1: Were the hell did you come from? Homo-sexual Panda: My mother's uterus same as you, retard.

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Whats black and white and red / read all over * a bloody penquin * nun falling down the slairs * news paper * a clumsey panda

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Woman's rights.

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What do you call a man who has no heart? Dead

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why did the stupid blonde run straight into oncoming traffic? because there was a small child there that could have been seriously injured.

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How do you know if it's to late to turn your homework in? When the time allotted is up.

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Oprah is black and the richest women in the world!!!

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What's green and invisible? This cabbage.

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Will my son live, doctor? No because you don't have a son and I am not a doctor

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