- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You're mom is so black... that she is most likely of African Descent

Being a demigod and slaying monsters isn't normal, but on myth it is. MYTH: Not even once.

why was the boy so ugly, because he had downs

Guess what? No.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

I saw a chameleon. Then it died

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?? Where's my tractor?

Why was Michelle crying? I don't know. Neither do I.

How did the dead baby cross the road? stapled to the chickens foot.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because it is very unsafe for blind individuals to operate motor vehicles.

What did the blind man say to the librarian? Hello, I am looking for books that are published in braille.

Snooki want smoosh smoosh

A blond, a brunette, and redhead are trapped on an island. They all try to swim across shark infested waters to the mainland. While they're swimming, the blond turns to the redhead and says, "This water is mildly cold." The redhead replies "Yeah."

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why did the painter cry? he didnt have any paint left...

So this guy drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later the girl has a misscarrage.

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You are what you eat, so... Can we not talk about this? Cause for me it's recently been sort of sexual. ... How can it be ?.... Ohhhh, dude, that's disgusting...

Knock Knock Who's there? Gregory Pelnick

A chicken met a chicken, And they were chickens two, Two chickens met two chickens, And they were chickens too. Four chickens met a boiling pot And they were chicken stew.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? You set her on fire.

What's the difference between George Washington and Wiz Khalifa? George Washington died many years ago.

A rabbi walks into a bar mitzvah

A bear walks into a bar. Four people were taken to the hospital and there was one fatality.

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