A guy walks into a bar. He puts an icepack on his head so it doesn't swell, and decides to go out for a drink. He walks into a bar and thinks to himself, "that's twice today, maybe I should just go home."

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Knock Knock Who's there? Gestapo.

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Why cant little billy jump? He was aborted.

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What did the bus driver say to the black man? I like your shoes.

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Whats the worst part about being fat? Your fat.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Mom Mom who? Open the door idiot

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Suicide.

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a catholic priest and a young boy

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You wanna know something that's totally out of this world? The moon

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Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

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JESUS SAYS PICTURE HERE ..... Throws a party for 12 people the world still talks about 2012 years latter !

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Do you need any assistance?

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Roses are pink. Violets are pink. The brony just took a dump. Don't give me that shit!

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A Mexican walks into an all white people bar. He then proceeds to buy rounds for everyone in the bar. Everyone thanks the mexican and everyone gets back to doing their own thing.

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What's the difference between George Washington and Wiz Khalifa? George Washington died many years ago.

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PENlS.

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Why was Ray Charles always smiling? because he was a happy guy

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A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender picks up a newspaper and squishes him

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Why was Michelle crying? I don't know. Neither do I.

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Why couldn't the Asian reach the sink? Because he was a 4 year old boy, and was only about 3 feet tall.

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where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

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Guy: Im bisexual. Girl: Im thermosexual. Guy: ? Girl: Im only attracted to hot things. Which isnt you.

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A blind man accidentally walks into another man whilst walking along a sidewalk. The man yells at the blind man, "Watch where you're going!" He then apologizes for his rude behaviour, not noticing right away he was in fact, blind. To show how truthfully sorry he was he took him out for beers the following evening. Soon after they became close friends and now share an apartment in Denver, Colorado.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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