On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me, AIDS

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What is black and white and red all over the news paper of someone with tuberculosis

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Nikii manaj is 99.9% fake on her body

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Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he was angry and frustrated with the people in his life, and the ringing clock was the first thing he noticed in his depressed rage.

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Q: What is the difference between a black man and a Park bench? A: A park bench is an inanimate object.

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Q: Your arms are tied and bleeding from your face, a bull is charging at you, a catapult launches a bunch of rottweilers with rabies straight at your face, a nuclear bomb right next to you is five seconds from exploding, and my teleportation device ia right next to you, what do you do? A: You start by getting your own damn teleportation device! The hell ill let you bleed on mine!

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What happened on December 7, 1941 in Hawaii? People celebrated the 100th anniversary of December 7, 1841

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What is funnier than dead babies? Dead babies aren't funny, Carlos Mencia and Tom Bergeron are funny.

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Your mom is so stupid she had a hard time graduating high school.

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You just won the game...

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? Watching your house burn down and your family scream in pain as their flesh burns and you suffer from chronic depression.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Tourette's, Cheese on toast.

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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What did the Atheist say in church? His best friend's eulogy.

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There was a white man who sat on a log. then suddenly a Chinese man popped out and said he had to leave. he left.

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I was the bigger man in the argument. The person I was arguing with is now unconscious.

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Why do showers in Germany have 11 holes? Because a regular human on has 10 fingers.

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What did the Ocean say to the Sky? Nothing, it just waved.

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Women

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There are 4 people in a crashing plane, but there are only 3 parachutes. But, the teenage girl says she is depressed and cannot go on. The older woman breaks down into tears because she is reminded of her rough child hood. The two 21 year old twins start crying, too, because they were corrupted by their alcoholic father who would come home and abuse their family. As they were all crying, the two pilots and the flight attendant took the parachutes and jumped. The older woman realized she went to flight school when she was young so she took control. They were are happy and drank a little bit too much alcohol and got drunk. The pilot also drunk and crashed into a huge skyscraper. This catastrophe was later named 9/11.

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Women's rights...

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Guy 1: Are you alright? Guy 2: No, i'm half left!

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the website says jokes, yet these are all facts.

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A Banana wrote this...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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