Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well neither has he.

What did the sea say to the sand? Nothing, he just waved.

A man walks into a bar. He hit his head so hard that he went into a coma.

Knock Knock Who's there? The mailman The mailman who? How dumb are you?

who eats pencils asians

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie-roll center of a tootsie pop? It very depending on the amount of saliva produced in ones mouth..

Whats worst than getting screwed. Your mother

An illegal Mexican immargrant was deported for the selling an use of marijuana. the sad part is this happens everyday

Q:Whats worse than 100 babies in 1 dumpster? A:1 dead baby is 100 dumpsters.

hey i just meet you and this is crazy but i picked out our wedding cake and named our 4 future children :-)))))))

what do you get when you throw a refrigerator at a boy on a bike? a severely injured boy, a lawsuit , a police record and a prison mate

What happens when you try to hand feed a shark You have one less hand

A man is cheating on his wife. His wife finds out and is instantly distressed and begins to cry.

Dear Sarah, Your a damn lesbian! Sincerely Adam Claypool

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Why did the fox cross the road Because it didn't anticipate getting mashed by the passing lorry

Roses are red,Lemons are sour,Open your legs and give me an hour

Why did the girl run across the street? Because she was being chased by a man with a knife

What's worse than getting a detention? Slavery...just kidding that was a good thing!

What dud the dorito say to the other dorito? Nothing. Sorosis are incapable of speaking because they are doritos

Roses are red Violets are penis

Why did the person have a scrape on their elbow? Because they fell down.

A Priest in a Rabbi walk into a bar. They talk about religion.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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