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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the chicken get to the other side of the road? Because chickens are in farms

How do you make a fat kid cry? You hold an onion up to their face.

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A red house is red. A blue house is blue. What color is the green house? Clear they are made of glass.

What did the boy who got picked on everyday do? He took the bullies advice and killed himself.

Nipples+poop= good stuff. Hellllll yeaaahhhh

There was a seal and polar bear on the same iceberg. The polar bear turns to the seal and says "Roar!!" Then the polar bear ate the seal.

I used to be an adventurer like you. Then i took an arrow to the knee.

Why is Alex Mann Fat? Because he doesnt eat healthy food.

What's orange and hurts when you get it in your eye? An orange knife.

Why can't stars marry? Because they are masses of incandescent gas and thus have no feelings.

a dude goes to vegas and loses his money, the moral of the story is not to trust the internet this story was written by The Internet

The World Record For Longest Game of Hide and Seek goes to... Binladin

Knock, knock. Who's there? FBI. The female body inspectors? No, the female bawdy inspectors.

What's the difference between two black people? Ones a little mocha caramel.

how do you keep a black kid from jumping on the bed? pick up a parenting book ask him nicely try a time out not care because he's a kid and hes supposed to jump on beds?

Q: how do u piss off a plumber? A: kill his whole family

why is nick a dumb ass? because hes not a smart ass

4,000 yaks escaped from the zoo

What did the Black guy say to the White Rapper? I really like your music.

And I want you like Anne Frank wanted ... nobody to read her diary. Cuz, like a diary is a collection of secret things that no one else reads, that's the whole point of a diary. Millions of people have breached this little girl's privacy after she was chased by Nazis. Kick her while she's down.

Hey you wanna hear a joke? Sure! Well first, do you want part of my sandwich? No thanks.........Are you going to tell your joke? Joke? Um sure. I didn't know I was telling one. Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Would you like part of my sandwich?

Paddy and Murphy are walking down the street, Paddy says to Murphy, "Alright Murphy? How's the kids?" Murphy says to Paddy, "Not bad, thanks."

what was sad about six black guys driving off a cliff in a cadallac? They were my friends

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