What do you call a black man with gold teeth? Crunchie

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to its dying chicks who were just run over.

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A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

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ur gay and this joke sucks

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what did the therapist say to the other therapist? were both therapists.

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Oh hot damn, this is my jam. Strawberry, to be specific.

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A boy eats 3 pounds of candy, 2 whole pizzas, and drinks 10 beers. Why did he puke? Someone came out of nowhere, and kicked him in the nuts

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Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

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Why didn't suzie go to school yesterday? She was brutally hacked into pieces and now she"ll never experience school again

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A horse walks into a bar... it was accompanied by a blind man for it was a seeing eye pony and the bartender who was not tolerant to blind people turned away the man causing him to recieve dirty glances from the kindly patrons of the bar.

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What do you call a dead cat on the side of the road? Kitty litter

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What's worse than losing your phone? Getting raped anal until phones fall out

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Why did the all the fish in the lake die? A pesticide bioaccumulated through the food chain.

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What was the sadest part about the four blacks who drove off a cliff in a cadilac? -The car sat five

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why did the chicken cross the road. why? because he felt like it

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Q: if you spend more than 10 minutes on anti-joke.com, you will soon start to see some of the problems with the user experience. name some and propose solutions. A: Well, as you said, there are many. But a huge one is all the repeat jokes. The site could really benefit from some mechanism to identify repeat jokes.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was tied to the first one.

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Darude - Sandstorm

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Chuck Norris watches TV.

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A:what happens when you throw a black guy down from a sky-scraper Q:he dies

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The Holocaust.

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whats the difference between a cat and a rooster? who the hell cares, all black people should die

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A boy in Bible class was poking a girl in front of him with a pencil. Atfer, maybe ten minutes of this, she was asked "Sarah, what did Eve say to Adam after they had had twenty-seven children" The boy poked her with the pencil again. She stood up, and said "I think we have enough kids Adam."

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What's worse than biting into your apple and realising it has a worm in it? subsequently realising that the worm is a Swamp Adder, the worlds smallest venemous snake. Then you look up and realise you're in the Sahara Desert. You wonder where the snake came from and how it got in the apple.. Then you slowly die.

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