What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? Trick question! Feminists can't change anything.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms

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whats funny? small ginger girls who die there head red, then it turns ginger again

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What is worse than the Holocost? Keeping the Jews alive.

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A woman walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink The bartenders says no, because she is a woman, and he is a sexist Women are still not equally treated in this world

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I was lying about the wheels.

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If Mormonism is true, and Mitt Romney becomes a god, what will that make him? Romniopotent.

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What do Tom Cruise and Santa Claus have in common? They are both are fat and have beards, except for Tom Cruise.

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What's as bad as doing something you don't like? Doing another thing you don't like

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Why are Jewish men circumcised? Because it is the norm with that particular religious group to circumcise male infants shortly after birth.

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How many people does it take to eat an apple ? One, unless it is divided into pieces for everyone to enjoy.

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why was the guy crying at the bar his house got bombed

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only in america: does pizza arrive at your house faster than an ambulence do banks leave their doors open and chain their pens to the desks people put their usless junk in the garage and thier expensive cars in the driveway

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mitchell likes balls in his mouth.

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What's the best anti joke? this one

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What Do You Call A Man On Land With No Arms And Legs? Useless

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress? Regress.

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An owl and a squirrel were sitting in a tree, watching a farmer. The squirrel turns to the bird and says nothing because squirrels can't talk, and the owl eats the squirrel because it is a bird of prey.

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A man calls customer service. A man in India helps him with his problem.

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A man walks into a bar. The other two ducked, and then immediately called an ambulance.

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How do you make lady gaga angry? punch her in the face and throw her off a cliff

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waiter: can I get you something to drink? customer: I'll have a coke. waiter: is pepsi okay? customer: is monopoly money okay?

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