Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it felt like it.

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haikus are easy but sometimes they make no sense refrigerator

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What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can? The grief the family feels for the loss of their newborn child.

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A spanish man, a french man and an italian man sat at a pub. And they realise no one can speak english properly.

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Whats big white and can't climb trees? A Fridge. Whats red and bad for your teeth? A Brick.

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What do you call a blonde with one leg? Heather Mills

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Your Mother is so stupid that not only can she not peform basic mathematical sums, but she frequantly makes spelling errors

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How do u tourcheer a fat kid? Make him chase a dounout

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Womens rights.

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What did the chilean guy told to the other chilean guy? Hola!

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jack and jill went up the hill to fetch a pale of water. jack fell down and broke his crown, and is now in intensive care.

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A blonde tries to kill herself cutting both her wrists.Why didn't it work? Because her boyfriend found her just in time and managed to stop the bleeding and took her to the hospital. After some years of therapy they get married and live happy together for the rest of their lives.

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A man walks into a bar. He meets this attractive female. They later go to his house to have sexual intercourse. However, the man forgot to use a condom. He finds out he got AIDS. He dies twenty years later from his sexually transmitted disease.

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what did the homeless man get for christmas? nothing.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms

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A: Knock knock B: Who's there? A: A serial killer B: I don't feel comfortable opening the door

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I went seal clubbing the other day but as I was the only one with legs, the dancefloor was quite lonely

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because 7 new what 6 and 9 were doing.....

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When Rocky teased Johnny by saying : 'Your momma is so fat , she looks like a hippo.' , He did not know Johnny's mother was suffering a terminal glandular problem combined with an agressive cancer..

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How do you make an idiot laugh? Tell him a mildly funny joke relating to bodily functions, such as defecating or passing gas.

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Why are all black people fast? They aren't. Some of them are slow.

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why did ben perve on the 5 year old girl he is a pedofile

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C.U.M. on guys, gay jokes arent funny

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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