- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How come fat people drive cars? It takes to long to ride a bike to McDonalds

What do u call 4 black men in a car? A: carpooling

Roses are red Violets are blue Fvck this poem I'll just go play video games.

What's red, black, and blue all over? A canvas with red, black, and blue paint.

whats worse than snakes on a plane? terrorists

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poetry

why did everyone in the swimming pool move away from the woman... because she had a miscarriage

josh roberts goes into churches and forces them to listen and go by his religious opinion until they cry

why did phil ruin the patio furniture? because he wasnt familiar with the grammar technique used

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms

what's the best part about twenty three year olds? There is twenty of them

A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She compiled and saw the error of her ways.

Why Did The Monkey Fall Out Of The Tree? Because It Was Dead

Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? Because dead people cannot go to balls.

How do you get a clown off a swing? Wait your turn patiently.

What's the similiarity between a black person and a bicycle? They both work best with chains.

Roses are red and blue Violets are red and blue Those 3D glasses really suck.

Why did the Mexican cross the street? He didn't

Whats worse than hearing a terrible trombone player? The screams of the maimed and dying.

Q: What do you call a white sheet on the floor? A: A ghost costume, dirty laundry, or carpet are all perfectly adequate answers.

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why did the chicken jump down the nest after laying eggs without flying? Because there was no ladder!

Why werent you at my party? Becasue there was none!

How many muslims does it take to screw in a lightbulb. One.

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