Q. Why did the mother dissagree with her son's choice in friends? A. Because they were a rather bad influence on him and his grades had gotten considerably worse since they started to hang out.

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What did the retarded black kid say in gym? Eugh eugh eugh eugh

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Feet

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How do you stop a run-away bus? You sit down in the driver's seat and gently place your foot on the brake pedular and proceed to press it down. The brake pads, located in the calipers, will squeeze the brake discs and slow the bus eventually to stop at the crosswalk for the old lady accompanied by a young boy scout to cross the street and continue their wonderful lives.

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is very bad looking

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

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what's the difference between a pile of shit and a human. a human has a mind, a pile of shit doesn't

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I jacked off over a blind girl the other day, she never saw me coming

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whats better than sex? cookies

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Dad: "When I was your age, I had to walk outside to catch the school bus. If it snowed heavily the night before, school was canceled."

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A horse walks into a bar. The impact fractures his skull immediately, knocking him unconscious. He then dies from the resulting brain damage.

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Whats the difference between a boy scout and a Jew? Boyscouts come back from camp.

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Why did Debby drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus.

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Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Plenty of things but you already knew that.

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Your mom is so fat that she is fat.

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What’s funnier than cancer? Most things, really.

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What's the difference between a dog and a urologist? A dog is a domesticated canine, and a urologist studies urine.

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why couldn't the man rock climb? he didn't have hands

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if rooster puts egg on roof, in what direction it will roll? There was no egg

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Penis.

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What do you call something with no legs or arms swimming in the lake? A fish.

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Yo mama's so fat, we are all extremely concerned for her health.

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Click click ,scroll scroll. Bro you wasted your time. -Troll Lord

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