What did the blind, deaf, mute child get for Christmas? Leukemia

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what's the difference between a pile of shit and a human. a human has a mind, a pile of shit doesn't

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Feet

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The horse's name was Friday

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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How come the mexican couldnt support his family? Wendy's stopped hiring a week ago

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old mcdonald had a farm had..... he now lives in the city

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Q1: How do you get an elephant to laugh? A1: Tell it a joke. Q2: How do you get a cow to laugh? A2: Cows can't laugh.

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no one walks in to a bar bar tender: shit!

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Yo mama's so fat, we are all extremely concerned for her health.

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Why did Debby drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus.

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An Asian person drove home safely.

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What's a bug's favorite sport? Bug's can't play sports.

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Why are the inside of a black guys hands white? Because he has worked really hard for his whole life.

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A zookeeper, a shoemaker, and a guy named Billy Jones walks into a bar. The bartender says "sorry, we closed". So they left.

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Click click ,scroll scroll. Bro you wasted your time. -Troll Lord

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What's winnie the pooh's middle name? the

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What do you call something with no legs or arms swimming in the lake? A fish.

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What did a man say to the woman with two black eyes? nothing he ain't already told her twice....

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Why did my phone crack? I dropped it.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Cajuns love drinking And drowning too

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You cannot invite, hire people for money and expect loyalty Red, you need to make them earn the right to work for you, merits, background checks, consistency, friend, I can help you with a lot of my own experience, what saddens me about you being the leader, is that you have a good heart. And you are naive, a dangerous combination, if anyone such as Jonas shows up again, your life may be in danger, I mean you know who I am talking about.

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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus? Tiger Woods is a real guy. Sorry kids.

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Why was Jimmy afraid of coming out of the closet? He had agoraphobia.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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