What did the homeless child get for Christmas? Jumped.

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What did the tree say when it was cut down? Nothing, it's a tree

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What did the retarded black kid say in gym? Eugh eugh eugh eugh

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What was the blind man doing at the movies? He was on a date.

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High school gym class.

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Hey, you know what'd be funny? A guy having a seizure saying, "Help I'm having a seizure!"

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What happens to a red rock when you throw it in a blue sea? It gets wet

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Whats the difference between a boy scout and a Jew? Boyscouts come back from camp.

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What did Christopher Colombus say to his men before they boarded the boat to sail around the world? Get on the boat.

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Hi

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What’s funnier than cancer? Most things, really.

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What would happen if you threw 50 plates off of your roof? Nothing. No one in their right mind would do that. Besides, who owns 50 plates?

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if rooster puts egg on roof, in what direction it will roll? There was no egg

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is it big enough to have sex in????

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room, he then relieves a nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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Why was the alpaca sad He just got raped

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roses are red violets are blue chickens are white and yellow trees are green and brown my yellow shirt is purple oh shit my dog died

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Dad: "When I was your age, I had to walk outside to catch the school bus. If it snowed heavily the night before, school was canceled."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. You know why it didn't? Because it wasn't a chicken. It was a dog.

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A horse walks into a bar. The impact fractures his skull immediately, knocking him unconscious. He then dies from the resulting brain damage.

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Why did Cam newton win the heisman? Wait Cam Newton won the heisman?

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What's the difference between a dog and a urologist? A dog is a domesticated canine, and a urologist studies urine.

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why did the little boy cry? some gang killed his family infront of him.

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What happened when you heard this joke? You didn't laugh.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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