What is the saddest part of a Jew's life? The fact that every single day the world turns more and more 'jokingly' anti-semetic until the point that the Jewish people have become so overwhelmed by depression that they begin committing suicide until the point of Jewish extinction.

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Why did the man die in his office? Because a storm five miles away took down a power line that fell onto a truck igniting the fuel in it causing an explosion that started a forest fire that burned down another power line causing a spark to fly out of the man's phone and into his ear, killing him instantly.

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Roses re red Violets are black You'd look better with a knife in your back

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How do you keep an italian from talking? You duct tape his mouth.

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A man walks into a bar. "Ouch, he says, I did not see that bar there."

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Why did the elf cry? Because someone stole his shoe.

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whats the difference between a mexican and an elevator? An elevator can raise a child.

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This, is indeed the funniest joke you will ever read, honest! "shows joke on written paper"

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He is so gay that he likes penis.

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what did the goat say to the shepherd? goats can't talk.

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Why was the stress line down? Because now the population is one-hundred short of yesterday.

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was blind and deaf, which would e very unsafe to do.

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm bored of this how about you?

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A man walked into a bar...Ouch. He received a minor concussion from the impact of the cement wall of the building and a slight goose egg on his forehead.

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Horse tits

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A gorilla walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a glass of celery. The bartender stands speechless due to the ridiculousness of the given situation.

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You wanna know what sucks about your face? . . Everything.

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say it aloud and fast: •im sofa king stew ped •ice bank mice elf •alpha Q •mike hunt •mike ock

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A man walks into a bar and orders some grapes. The bartender says he does not have any grapes available. The man leaves.

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Knock knock. Who's? There Where? Right here.

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Measurology: The measurement of your measure can measure the measurement of measures, along with measurements exceeding the measurements of measurement, with measures at the measurement of measuring measured measures. - ToFlyForU_28

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a couple argue and spend the night 96ing each other

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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