I know you are but what am I? A queer.

What do people say? words.

What is black, white and hungry? A woman with a rare skin disorder known as Vitiligo which causes discolourtion of the skins pigment in patches; who is hungry.

I friended Paul Walker on Xbox, but he's always in the Dashboard.

ok i got one for ya 2 Penn State coaches walk in to a butt....

Friends are like bananas. If you peel your skin and eat them, they die.

An Israeli, a Palestinian and an American walk into a bar. The Israeli shoots the Palestinian and says it was self defence. The American agrees with him.

What's worse than sitting in a car that's steered by a woman? Sitting in an airplane steered by a suicidal pilot.

Whats the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair

What's worse then the holocaust? Sphagetti trousers of mordor

Why cant Helen Keller drive a bus? Cuz she's dead!

Chuck Norris was a famous actor that starred in Walker, Texas Ranger and Missing in Action. He is a normal person, just like you and me.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was blind and deaf, which would e very unsafe to do.

What does the English major do? Write anti-jokes because he has no job

Why are anti jokes funny....cause morons come up with them...

How do you keep an italian from talking? You duct tape his mouth.

whats the difference between a mexican and an elevator? An elevator can raise a child.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was a self-absorbed prick. And, honestly, the chicken and the road weren't that great of friends anyway.

This, is indeed the funniest joke you will ever read, honest! "shows joke on written paper"

What is the saddest part of a Jew's life? The fact that every single day the world turns more and more 'jokingly' anti-semetic until the point that the Jewish people have become so overwhelmed by depression that they begin committing suicide until the point of Jewish extinction.

If I just post the same thing someone else posted and say it was mine, I'm gonna be really popular because everyone is too dumb to realize it's not my original work of genius.

What's the difference between a bagpipe and an onion? No one cries when you cut up a bagpipe. Posted by: BerserkSpoon

Why did the little boy run away from Michael Jackson? Because he was scared

Why did the man die in his office? Because a storm five miles away took down a power line that fell onto a truck igniting the fuel in it causing an explosion that started a forest fire that burned down another power line causing a spark to fly out of the man's phone and into his ear, killing him instantly.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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