Knock knock. Come in.

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Two guys jump off a cliff... the third guy calls an ambulance.

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Why couldn't Tommy pick up the bunny? Because the bunny was schizophrenic and Tommy wasn't real.

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane A pilot.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You just glass her.

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A horse walks into a bar, The bar tender says, "why the long face?" The horse replies, "my wife has terminal cancer"

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What's red ad spins in circles? A baby with it's head nailed to the ground.

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The song Friday Rules!

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair, Fuzzy Wuzzy had cancer.

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Q. Why did the man crash the car? A. Because the driver was a bling man with no arms, who happened to have a psychological problem affecting his brain's ability to detect movement, thus making the car crash.

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your gay

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What is the same about a bird and a turtle? They can both fly . . . except for the turtle

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Ask me if I am an orange. "Are you an orange?" No.

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A boy walks into a baker, asks for a loaf of bread. The baker enquires "White or brown?" to which the boy replies "It doesn't matter, I've got my bike."

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A dog goes into a bar. He is wearing an eye patch. The dog says to the bartender, "Have you heard the one about the one-eyed dog?" The bartender, who is deaf in one ear, thinks the dog is making fun of him. He asks him to leave. The dog says, "Don't you have a sense of humor, deafie?" At the end of his shift, the bartender is tired of all the jokes. Today it's a one-eyed dog. Yesterday it was a horse with rickets. The day before: ants. He lives above the bar, in a small room. He spends the night alone there, listing to his battery operated radio, which picks up only a bad jazz station. He listens to bad jazz with his bad ear.

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why is yo mamma fat? cause she likes doughnuts

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Wanna hear an inside joke? Cancer.

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why did my girlfriend get pregnet? i didn's use a condom, and my semen entered her long muscular tube, also known as a vagina.

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Q: what do you call a black guy on the moon A: An astronaut you resist bastard

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Roses are red Violets are blue You touch yourself. I do, too.

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How do you divide 3426 by 78.6? With a calculator

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What's grosser than gross? Grossest.

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Guess what? You just lost the game.

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A man walks into a bar and says "ouch". The nearby patrons ask him what is ailing him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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