Why did the chicken cross the road? While I can never be entirely sure, I would assume that there was something on the other side which has peaked its interest.

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What's worse than the Holicost? Bitting into an apple and finding a worm

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What is the difference in a crow. There is none. Both legs are of equal length.

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Q. What did Tarzan Say when he met Jane? A. Tarzan Being raised by apes and not learning English would have no knowledge of the language and would probably hoot and screech like his fellow ape brothers

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A Muslim, a Jew, and a Christian find a magical lamp with a genie inside. He offers each of them one wish. The Muslim wishes that people didn't look at his people as terrorists. The Jew wishes that the Holocaust never happened, and the Christian wishes for world peace. Actually this didn't happen, Genies don't exist.

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What happened to the woman who was raped? She was mentally scarred for life and finds it hard to trust men.

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If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat? A healthy, balanced diet consisting of all food groups, unless they are vegetarian or vegan, hence they will not consume any meats or animal products.

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Why couldn't Tommy pick up the bunny? Because the bunny was schizophrenic and Tommy wasn't real.

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your gay

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A POW is sitting in his cell when the guard walks up to him. He says "You may choose one of these tortures, drowning or listening to Rebecca Black." The POW chose Rebecca Black, for even though he disliked her music, it was much better than getting drowned

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roses are red violets are blue you should have been aborted

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did you here the one about the disabled downs child dying? of course you didn't that would be a horrible joke

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Shrubs are red, Trees are red, Holy shit my garden's on fire!

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why did my girlfriend get pregnet? i didn's use a condom, and my semen entered her long muscular tube, also known as a vagina.

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Q. Why did the man crash the car? A. Because the driver was a bling man with no arms, who happened to have a psychological problem affecting his brain's ability to detect movement, thus making the car crash.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a canoe? One is a person of Jewish descent and the other is a device for traversing waterways akin to the raft.

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Wanna hear a joke? No? Oh.. Okay.

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Why do women fake orgasms? Because they want to give men the impression that they have climaxed.

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Knock knock. Come in.

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What's the differrence between a park bench and a black person... A park bench can support a family

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The song Friday Rules!

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What is the same about a bird and a turtle? They can both fly . . . except for the turtle

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