What's the best part of having sex with twenty-eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

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How many black people does it take to change a light bulb? one.

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say it aloud and fast: •im sofa king stew ped •ice bank mice elf •alpha Q •mike hunt •mike ock

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Why couldn't Jimmy ride a bike Because Jimmy was a fish

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What do you call a girl with 2 brains? Pregnant

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Dinosaur!

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A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by it surroundings, and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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A man dropped his pen so he picked it up. He is satisfied that he is a sufficient worker.

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Whats the difference between the floor and the ceiling? One of them is higher!

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Why can't Tom go horse back riding? He is paralized from the neck down

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why didnt the boys drink the coffee? because she coughed on it

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http://www.youtube.com/user/SWkangaroo

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why did the guy with cancer die? because he had cancer

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why are fire engines red? well books are red magazines are red 2 two plus two is four four times three is 12 there are 12 inches in a ruler queen elizabeth was a ruler, queen elizabeth was also a ship, ships sail in the sea fish swim in the sea, fish have fins, fins fought the russians, russians are always red, fire engines are always russian. and THAT is why fire engines are red....

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A man walks into a bar. He leaves the bar slightly intoxicated.

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How do you keep an italian from talking? You duct tape his mouth.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a Triceratops. What's worse than being raped by a Triceratops? Being gang raped by a herd of Triceratops.

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Why did the elf cry? Because someone stole his shoe.

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Why did the man die in his office? Because a storm five miles away took down a power line that fell onto a truck igniting the fuel in it causing an explosion that started a forest fire that burned down another power line causing a spark to fly out of the man's phone and into his ear, killing him instantly.

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A guy walks into a store and buys a sandwich.

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A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

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What does the Christian celebrate on Christmas? Christmas

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why couldn't the Mexican get a job? because of the multiple racist jokes gave his ethnicity a bad name.

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What begins with "N" and ends with "R" that you never want to call a black person? Your neighbor

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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