An Irishman walks into a bar. His alcoholism is tearing his family apart.

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jack and jill went up the hill to fetch a pale of water. jack fell down and broke his crown, and is now in intensive care.

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Yo momma so fat, she can't preform physical exercises with proper form.

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How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 2.

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A: Knock knock B: Who's there? A: A serial killer B: I don't feel comfortable opening the door

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it felt like it.

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Q:What do they call her? A: They call her love,

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How do you make an idiot laugh? Tell him a mildly funny joke relating to bodily functions, such as defecating or passing gas.

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What's worse than 4 black guys sitting in a Jeep that goes over a cliff? They were my friends.

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Q; What do you call a dog? A; A dog.

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Who is pack bombs and has gum cancer? • Theo Kingdom

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What did one Pokemon say to the other pokemon? We are fake.

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Why didn't the [any object] catch on fire? Because there was water on it. Why didn't the [other object] catch on fire? Because there was water on it. [repeat ad infinitum]

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A priest walks into a day care center. He calmly blesses all of the surrounding children a leaves.

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Your mom was so stupid that she went back to school and now she is graduated with a degree.

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Whats big white and can't climb trees? A Fridge. Whats red and bad for your teeth? A Brick.

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A blonde tries to kill herself cutting both her wrists.Why didn't it work? Because her boyfriend found her just in time and managed to stop the bleeding and took her to the hospital. After some years of therapy they get married and live happy together for the rest of their lives.

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What do a duck and a bike have in common? They both have handlebars except the duck.

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What do you call a man wearing a hockey mask and holding a chainsaw? A Lumberjack, I lied about the hockey mask

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What do you call a plane full of Arab guys? Something not so good.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because 7 new what 6 and 9 were doing.....

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F@ck me in the ass until I say STOP. Before we start, can you please ducktape my mouth?

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Obama is a good president.

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Why are all black people fast? They aren't. Some of them are slow.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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