why did the chicken cross the road. why? because he felt like it

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Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple.

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A:what happens when you throw a black guy down from a sky-scraper Q:he dies

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Why did the retarded man jump off a building to commit suicide? He didn't try to commit suicide. He was mentally retarted and didn't know any better.

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A boy eats 3 pounds of candy, 2 whole pizzas, and drinks 10 beers. Why did he puke? Someone came out of nowhere, and kicked him in the nuts

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4/20.

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whats cheese thats not yours? the one in the toilet.

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The Pope walks into a bar. The bartender says, "what'll ya have, Pope?" But the Pope's grasp of English is tenuous at best, so he mumbles something in Latin. The bartender doesn't know any Latin. The Pope gets frustrated and leaves.

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Why was Jesus able to walk on water? Because he was the son of God and therefore devine, he can do whatever he pleases

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September 8, 2011 Amy Winehouse: 46 days sober. Date of death: July 23, 2011

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a car.

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what has 9 legs, 4 feet and is orange? nothing.

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What's the difference between a black man and a pizza? Literally an endless list of things.

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What do you call a black person pushing a car? A very strong human being.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a Cadillac? One is a car and the other is a man. And it is insensitive to speak about race so blatantly, sir.

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Q: What did one blind girl ask the other? A: Where are you?

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What's brown and sticky? Poop

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How do you survive a plane crash?? You don't

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Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? The chicken!!!!!

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What did the toaster say to the bread? Nothing. Toasters can't talk.

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Q)Why can't you hear a Pterodactyl go to the toilet? A)Because the P is silent.

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Three men walk into a Bar.... You'd have thought at least one of them would have seen it !

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Q: If a turtle loses its shell is it naked, homeless, or dead? A:Yes

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what do you do if you catch syphilis from a Swedish prostitute? seek the help of a medical professional.

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