what has 9 legs, 4 feet and is orange? nothing.

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The Pope walks into a bar. The bartender says, "what'll ya have, Pope?" But the Pope's grasp of English is tenuous at best, so he mumbles something in Latin. The bartender doesn't know any Latin. The Pope gets frustrated and leaves.

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A man walks into a Scottish bar and sits down. Another man sitting at the end of the bar recognizes him and says "Hello, I've heard of you, I must ask, how did you get your name?" He replies, "You see that wall out there, protecting the town? I built it with me own 2 hands, so they call me Jon the Wallbuilder.

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A rabbit enters in apharmacy and asks for a carrot. The man says:"There aren´t any carrots in here." In the next two days the same happens, but the man replies that he'll hammer the rabbit if he comes back. In the other day, the rabbit is found dead with a bloody hammer nearby.

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there are three dudes one is white, one is mexican, one is black so a wizard says wish of something you want to be and jump off the roof. so the white guy wishes to be and eagle and jumps off and is an eagle the mexican wishes to be an owl and jumps off an becomes an owl then the black guy wishes he had to shit and jumps off and falls to the ground cause he turns into shit.

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Your momma so fat she's fat

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Your mom is so stupid, she decided to go back to school.

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What do you do when there is a truck on the interstate? Nothing.

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What did the Black man say when he just got home from work? "Hi honey, I just got home from work."

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What do you call a group of men terrible at their jobs? The Mets

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What's worse than falling off your bike? Getting hit by a truck.

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whats cheese thats not yours? the one in the toilet.

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Your momma is so fat that she is on a diet and exercises regularly.

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An Englishman an Irishman and a Scotsman went in a hot air balloon and had a magical afternoon that none of them will ever forget, except the Scotsman because he fell out during take off and is now in a coma.

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What is it called when a male and a male are together. A relationship

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream. He never got an ice cream he is alergic.

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Kid walks into principals office Principal: do you know why I called you down here. Kid: yeah, I punched a kid at lunch. Principal: that's not why I called you down here

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Q: If a turtle loses its shell is it naked, homeless, or dead? A:Yes

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what do you do if you catch syphilis from a Swedish prostitute? seek the help of a medical professional.

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If a tree falls in the woods does it make a sound? No, the impact of the colliding objects being the tree and the ground causes a disturbance in the silence thus causing a sound. The tree gets too much credit.

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September 8, 2011 Amy Winehouse: 46 days sober. Date of death: July 23, 2011

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A nigger looked up his family tree and a gorrila shit in his face

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what does a black car sound like when it starts? RUN-NIGGA-NIGGA-NIGGA-NIGGA -GRANT PARK ALL THE WAY

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