HAHA SO ONE TIME... The man could not finish his story because he gets shot, and is mourned for years. His daughter was watching it all. She then jumped. And fell. And broke her knee. And then died. yeah

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Why did the man fall over? he had a stroke.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? The Police. *No Answer* The police then give the S.W.A.T the signal, bust down the door, and kill 15 high profile targets issued by Liberia. The man who did not answer the door was Carlos Pedrouez, a serial killer, meth addict who has been apart of the Arizona sex slave trade for over a decade. The world can now sleep softly. The door was also red.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 8 9

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What do people do in France when they are hungry? Get something to eat.

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John:Why couldn't the T-Rex clay his hands? Billy:Because his arms are too small! John:no he's extinct dumbass

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Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

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Romney 2012

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how many babies can you fit in a bass drum? 19.

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How big is Justin Bieber's penis? 10 inches, and its in his ass, and its actually Usher's penis

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why did Max cry??? chicken

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Knock Knock Who's there? Gestapo.

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Why did jack fall down the hill ? Because Jill pushed him.

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Do you know what would happen if you were to like this Anti-Joke? ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... I would get another like.

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Why'd Sally fall of the swing She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not sally

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What is a question?

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B: Laro tayo . G: Anong laro ? B: Taguan . G: Bakit ngayon pa ? B: Because tonight will be the night that i will fall for you . G: Ulet ? B: Over again . G: Wag na ! B: Don't make me change my mind . G: Bukas na lang . B: I won't live to see another day . G: Weh ? Di nga ? B: I swear its true . G: Bakit kasi taguan pa ? B: Because a girl like you is impossible to find . G: Ano ? B: You're impossible to find . ? :)

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A man goes to a doctor to check about an itch on his testicles. Turns out it was just a rash and is promptly prescribed medication and it clears up in a week.

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Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's dead.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, whose dick was so long he could provide women with more pleasure than the average male.

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What's better than winning a Gold Medal in the Special Olympics? Not being handicapped in the first place.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No. Ask me if I'm a bush. Are you a bush? No.

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Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because he's black...

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Your mother

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