What do you call a deer with no eyes? I don't Know, but we should inform the RSPCA.

solve y = [1 arctan (x)] / [2-3 arctan (x)]

your mom is so gay that...wrong, a homosexual women is considered a lesbian.

The French guy and the Italian guy got in the bar at the same time, but they didn't talk as they didn't know each other.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What's the difference between two black people? Ones a little mocha caramel.

What do you eat when you watch porn? Corn

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What did the gay man order at Starbucks? Delicious, handcrafted beverages and great-tasting food. The secret to making life better.

An Irishman, a Mexican and an American sit a test. They all pass.

How do you piss off a female archeologist? Kill her dog.

blind man walks into a . . . .. .

4,000 yaks escaped from the zoo

What's better than winning a medal in the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

How do you confuse a blonde? Tell an Anti-Joke.

Q: How do you fit 20 babies into a bowl? A: A blender. Q: How do you get them out? A: Tortilla chips.

a blond applies to college she gets in because she did well in highschool

Her lips are not proportionally fit to her face.

You know what's sad about the Special Olympics? Even of you win, your still retarded.

Q- Whats The Difference Between a Jew and a TV Dinner? A- One Gets Cooked in the Oven and the other is a TV Dinner!

Q: why couldn't the pirate boy get into the movie? A: the movie was rated R and the pirate boy was only 14 years old, and he didn't have any adult supervision, which prevented him from entering the movie.

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms. They were lost in a tractor accident.

A Japanese woman walks into a Korean deli, and asks the Korean man if she can buy some groceries. They are able to get past their cultural differences, and share their favorite recipes.

silly rabbit, rape is for babies

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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