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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the cat say to the dog? "Meow."

What's better than Westboro Church? Committing over 9000 sins.

Why the girl fell from the swing? cause she had no arms

Two goldfish are sat in a tank, one says to the other 'I forgot who you are' to which the other replies 'I forgot what you said'.

Women's sports

Two black people fall off a cliff, who hits the ground first? Who Cares?

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? -Hey! Where's my tractor?

A blonde walks into an electronics store. She asks the clerk how much a television costs. He said that they don't serve blondes. The blonde files a lawsuit and is victorious by ruling of descrimination.

What did the racist wife give to her black husband on their anniversary? Golf clubs because he liked to golf.

How do you kill a dinosaur? You don't. It's already dead.

The Charlotte bobcats.

Why was Timmy sad?

What's funnier than a rock. A funny rock.

What did the computer say to the other computer? Nothing, computers can't talk

why did hannibal lector butter up the teacher? he wanted to get a good grade. he also wanted to eat her

Have you ever met a black man who wasn't good at basketball? I have, quite regularly.

What do you get when you divide 60000 by 30? A Number

How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her an anti joke

Why is there no African food restaurants in America? Because Africa doesnt have food to begin with

Did you hear about the black guy who got into college? Actually, there are nearly 10,00 African Americans who get accepted into college every year. This specific black male is notable because of his stellar grades and his activity in his community.

What do you call a sandwich that has sandwich on it? A sandwich.

What did the pornstar say to the priest? i DO porn

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're allergic to flowers So this poem will kill you

Wikipedia has no entry on "gullibility."

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