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A duckling is following its mother, but gets separated. Noticing that her child is lost the mother duck calls out, and the duckling finds her quickly.

A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

what's worse then droping your phone. 9/11 having sex with the holocaust

So there's this bigass moose, and it goes in the store and it asks the lady bitch "where the potatoes at" and the lady bitch says "down aisle 5" so the moose goes down to isle 5 and there aint no potatoes.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Here comes a car, It ran over m--

what did the scientist say in Siberia? burrrrrrrrrrilium

Knock knock Who's there? Gung chee Gung chee who? That's my full name.

A black man, a jew and a racist walk into a bar, The racist proceeds to be a racist

If I was black, I wouldn't be white.

A man walks into a bar... and recieves a concusion and short-term memory loss

Why did the jew break his iPhone? He dropped it when i shot him in the face.

Did you know that there is no A is "sodimizing"?

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Where are the keys?

How do you get all the apples off of an apple tree? You pick them

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A duckling is following its mother, but gets separated. Noticing that her child is lost the mother duck calls out, and the duckling finds her quickly.

A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

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So there's this bigass moose, and it goes in the store and it asks the lady bitch "where the potatoes at" and the lady bitch says "down aisle 5" so the moose goes down to isle 5 and there aint no potatoes.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Here comes a car, It ran over m--

Woman's Rights.

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what did the scientist say in Siberia? burrrrrrrrrrilium

Knock knock Who's there? Gung chee Gung chee who? That's my full name.

A black man, a jew and a racist walk into a bar, The racist proceeds to be a racist

If I was black, I wouldn't be white.

A man walks into a bar... and recieves a concusion and short-term memory loss

Why did the jew break his iPhone? He dropped it when i shot him in the face.

Did you know that there is no A is "sodimizing"?

Your Mom

Q:Whats funny? A:Genocide

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Where are the keys?

How do you get all the apples off of an apple tree? You pick them

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