What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord? ...an owl with a bungee cord.

Why was the elderly, Asian, blond pulled over by the officer? She was, and has been completely blind since birth.

How do you kill a blonde? lightsabre to the throat should do it

call of duty is how they say it, calla duty is how we say it...

What do you call a gay African American Jewish German flight attendant who is addicted to many hard drugs? His name.

How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Chuck Norris? Cheese on toast.

what do rappers cover? ->CANDY CREDITS: ANUJ NARAYAN VARMA from Leland high school

What iz stupid? Hibiyav

Q:What are black basketball players good at? A:Running,shooting and stealing.

What did the cow call the hen? A hen, what else would you call it?

Knock knock Who's there? No-one who??? *Silence*

Why is Obama's name Obama? Obama

So a man was walking down the street with bananas in his ears when he saw one of his friends coming the other way. When they met up the one friend asked, "Hey you know you've got bananas in your ears?" To which the man replied "What? I can't hear you, I have bananas in my ears."

What did the guy do with the tv remote? Turn on the tv

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What do you put on top of salad? Salad Dressing.

I'm not wearing any underwear. Why? Because I am have built in underwear. ;)

If I was black, I wouldn't be white.

Whats ironic about the Facebook "like" button? Nothing

Abraham Lincoln was the 16th Presient of the United States of America. The president to follow him was Andrew Johnson, president number 17.

What is worse than hell?

Penis

What does a Jew do when he sees a masked man at his door? He grabs a phone to alert the police and hides in his bedroom.

The funniest tragedy in his young life...wasn't funny.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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