The seven dwarfs were in a sauna feeling happy. So Happy got up and left.

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Wy did Bryan eet his Dumbelllle? Anderson fell asleep again

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What do a duck and an elephant have in common? They're both yellow. Except for the elephant.

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yo mama's so ugly, it affects her self esteem.

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why couldn't the blonde change the light bulb? because he chose the wrong sized screwdriver from his tool box

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Why don`t women need watches? Because in our modern society, there are many clocks in most locations.

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A man walks into a bar, his alcoholism is crippling his family.

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What do you call a Mexican and a Black man on the moon? Astronauts.

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A mushroom walks into a crowded bar, the bartender says "we don't serve your kind here." Protestingly, the mushroom replies, "why not? I am a spore reproducing eukaryote!" Everyone stares as an awkward silence ensues.

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A small child and a pedophile are walking hand-in-hand through the dark, creaky woods. "Mister," says the small child, " I'm scared." "YOU'RE scared?" says the pedophile. "I'M the one who's gonna have to walk back alone!"

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What goes gurgle, gurgle, gurgle, POP! A baby in a microwave.

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There is a black man and a Mexican standing near the edge of a cliff, the black man turns to the Mexican and says, "We probably shouldn't stand this close to the edge of a cliff" The Mexican agrees and they step away from the cliff.

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Dr. Dick Howard Long visits a friend in England. Arriving at his friend's house, he knocked at the door. A butler then lets him in and asks, "Sir, would you like to wait while the Master bathes?" The doctor then replies, "Sure thing, I'll wait until he's done."

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knock knock who's there? al-Qaeda

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was thrown out of the way

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A man, a woman, and their son were happily going out for a nice family dinner. The family they ate wasn't so happy.

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Q: What do you call a black man sitting on a bench? A: Whatever his name is.

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AVI IS A FAG

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Oh, I must be hearing things.

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why was the Jewish child sad? He was recently abandoned by all his family.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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a show horse jumps over a bar

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How do you kill one Jew. A gun. How do you kill a thousand Jews. With a millon angery germans.

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Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

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Anti Joke

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