Why did the man have a bad day? Well first of all, his wife left him, then his two kids both committed suicide, then a large falcon pecked at him genital area. After that he proceeded to be hit by a car, and soon after he was hit by a bus. Following this, his corpse was raped by a transvestite pig, and then finally his spirit got hit by a plane on its way up to heaven, knocking it to Hell.

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Farmer Ned chased his chickens before they laid their eggs, because he likes his eggs scrambled.

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What do a duck and an elephant have in common? They're both yellow. Except for the elephant.

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how do you get a clown off a swing??? hit him in the back with an ax!

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What's worst then lose 100$ Lose 101$

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How do you kill one Jew. A gun. How do you kill a thousand Jews. With a millon angery germans.

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why was the Jewish child sad? He was recently abandoned by all his family.

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I saw a man with a hungry look in his eye, like the kind you get from not eating for a while

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why did the man scream? he stubbed his toe on a door

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What's worse than finding Michael V. in your class? Finding Curtis W. in there instead\

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How did the people get into the pyramid?? They didn't

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why couldnt helen keller drive? because shes a woman.

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A zucchini is walking down the street, when he spots a cucumber club on his left hand side. Having nothing else to do he decides to walk in. When he walks into the club all of the cucumbers stop and stare at this strange being in their club. Finally, after having one too many drinks, one cucumber decides that this ridiculousness has gone on long enough and it is up to him to say something, so he goes up to the zucchini and says, "Hey buddy, what's your problem, clearly you are in a cucumber club and you're a zucchini." The zucchini just looks at him, puzzled, and responds " A cucumber club? I thought this was a ucumber club!!!!!"... It's funny because zucchinis are dyslexic.

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Three children are celebrating Christmas, Joey got a toy train, Janey got a barbie doll, Know what Jimmy got??? Cancer.

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How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? over 100

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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ive got 99 problems and my diabetes is one of them

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AVI IS A FAG

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Why couldn't the cat eat it's food? It's face was stapled to the floor.

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Why couldn't little Johnny drive the tractor? Because he had no arms. Why didn't he have any arms? Because he was a potato

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Wow, thats warming to the core Nero, you are really sweet when you want to, I was having a lot more than second thoughts, I mean I do not mind the thought of sex with you really and I mean that, but losing who I already consider my best friend would just be sad. So uh, sex once huh? I mean, one more feather on the uh, hat thing, is that what this is about to you?

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Left. That one direction...

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1. 2. 3. 4. 5.

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whats the difference between a battery and a charger

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