- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a man was walking down the street with bananas in his ears when he saw one of his friends coming the other way. When they met up the one friend asked, "Hey you know you've got bananas in your ears?" To which the man replied "What? I can't hear you, I have bananas in my ears."

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What does Santa get for Christmas? A shitload of work to do.

How many girls does it take to sell out a Justin Beiber concert? None, all of them are boys.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Dead Babies

A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a soda. The bartender says, "We don't serve soda." The guy then says, "oh", and walks out.

A baby seal walks into a club...

why cant blondes water ski.......... because whenever they split their legs they feel somthing wet

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

Why was the boy sad? He had a Ford Taurus stapled to his face.

What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigger

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have feeble minds and tend to wander around.

Why didn't Jane buy an ice-cream? Because she was lactose intolerant.

What are the things that define you? The things that define you.

Why couldn't the little boy find his friend in hide and go seek He was blind

Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guiar who? Violin.

What's so funny about an anti-joke? Nothing.

Where did John go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What is fat and ugly? Your American MUM!

A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? I don't Know, but we should inform the RSPCA.

your mom is so gay that...wrong, a homosexual women is considered a lesbian.

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