Someone once told me a joke. It was funny.

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Q:what do you call a black guy with a gun A:racial equality in our nations armed forces

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What's the difference between an alcoholic and a drug dealer? An alcoholic is an extremely corrupted, and unhealthy living person. Though so is a drug dealer... They are both very harmful situations in many ways.

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Hey Jim? What? Pass the stapler.

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Sam: Knock knock? You: Who's there? Sam: Sammy Sosa. You: Hi, Sammy Sosa. Sam: Hi.

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Whats worse than dieing of Alhzymers? Anal Rape

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An Irishman walks into a bar. He quickly exits as he thought it was the Polish restaurant located directly nextdoor. He then enters the Polish restaurant and orders a delicious lunch. He tips his waiter 20%.

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what did the joke say to the anti-joke? do you want to fight

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Whats 2+2=? ?= CHICKEN

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Why did Billy fall down? Because his brain was replaced with a piece of toast.

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So two Jews walk into a bar... Its nice that they take missionary work to new heights

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roses are red, violets are not, this poem makes no sense. Bananas

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What do you call a muslim behind the controls of an airliner? A pilot you rascist.

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Q: How do you get a kleenex to dance? A: Put a little boogey in it!

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What do you call a fly with no wings? A fly.

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What's the difference between a black man with a pie and an asian with an apple. They're of different ethnicitiesand cultures, and are holding different foods.

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The President, the Pope, and a small child are in a plane when the pilot announces that they are about to crash. The plane hits the ocean. They quickly remember that there is a life jacket under their seats and they promptly put it on, but wait to inflate it (by pulling down on one or both of the red tabs) it until after exiting the cabin.

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FIONN'S HAIR 1 LIKE = £1 FOR A HAIRCUT

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why did the rooster cross the road? because it was stapled to the chicken

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A Jew walks into a gas chamber.

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How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why did we start questioning the philosophical reasoning of chickens?

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What do you get when you cross corn with more corn? A devestating force that will make you live on a rowboat and perform demeaning puppet shows you will not Even enyoy!!!!

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What do u call a black pope? A poooooopppp!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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