- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do redheads have red hair Because they were born like that.

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're dead.

why did hannibal lector butter up the teacher? he wanted to get a good grade. he also wanted to eat her

Why did the black guy hate the white guy??? Because the white guy enslaved his ancestors.

Women's Basketball.

Why did the man loose his balls? he had testicular cancer and had to get them removed.

A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by it surroundings, and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

Baby seal walks into a club... what a tragedy

A black man, an Asian, a Jew, and an American all jump off a building. Unfortunately, they all died on impact and their families will mourn for years to come.

why did the cow jump over the moon because it was on a high dose of lsd

what is red and looks like blue paint? red paint.

Why did the Octopus jump off the bridge? To breathe

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

your mom is so old she was put in an old age home

Wikipedia has no entry on "gullibility."

How many Chinese men people does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Anyone can screw in a light bulb, regardless of race or gender.

Ok, So what happens when an Irishman, Rabbi, and a Black guy all walk into a bar. Nothing the Black guys a recovering alcoholic and is supported by his loving family and friends, especially by his son Martin who he promised to stop drinking when he was 7.

Your feet are so big your gonna need bigger shoes.

How do you spell Madeleine Mccann? I A N

What is the best thing since sliced bread? Sliced butter.

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What do a baker and gynecologist have in common? They can smell it, but they can't eat it.

What is the diffrence between a guy and pie? The pie taste like fruit somethimes

What's the difference between a Mexican and a park bench? The Mexican is alive and the park bench isn't.

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