what do you call a black guy in a house? a burglar

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a large dog on its side of the road attempting to harass it.

whats pink and fluffy pink fluff

What has one eye but cannot see? A brick with an eye drawn on it

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Nickelback.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the chicken fall off the tree? It was stapled to the monkey.

What did the teacher say to the student? You did very poorly on your homework and will never succeed. The student was black.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? -because chickens have a free ability to walk and this chicken felt the urge to walk across the road. Why not?

How is it possible for a man to get raped? Easy. He lied.

What was the color blind boy's favorite color? I don't know? neither did he

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

Why was the boy upset? Because he has a frog stapled to his face.

Why doesn't the chicken wear pants? Beacuse its pecker is on its face.

Why didn't the 13 year old Black boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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Why can't Michael Jackson play Chess? Because he's dead.

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing. Fruits can't talk.

What is x (4 - 10) + 6879 (333) x 678912345 - 9.87537 when x equals pi? Answer: YOUR FACE!!!

I'm not wearing any underwear. Why? Because I am have built in underwear. ;)

what do you call a duck with no legs? a sitting duck

A Jew doesn't walk out of the Holocaust.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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