What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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a man walked into a bar, however the bar was in Pakistan so he got shot by terrorists

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Why didn't the man kiss his wife. Because he had no lips.

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What do you call a person with no legs, no arms, no eyes, and no heart? Well he'd be dead wouldn't he?

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How do you make a blond cry? Rape her

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You're in a room with your friend, and you see some one being eaten by a monster. Who's getting eaten? No one, monsters aren't real.

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If there are 500 bricks in an airplane and one falls out how many are there in he plane? 499. Name 3 steps to get a Elephant in a fridge. 1. Open the fridge 2. Put the Elephant in the fridge 3. Close the fridge Name 4 steps to get an Deer in a fridge. 1. Open the fridge 2.Take the Elephant out of the fridge 3. Put the Deer in the fridge 4. Close the fridge The Lion King is having a birthday party. Every animal came, besides one. Who was it? The Deer. Because hes trapped in the Fridge. The Deer manages to escape the fridge, and hes running late. he encounters Crocodile lake. How will he cross it? He will swim through it because the Crocodiles are at the Lion Kings birthday. Then suddenly, The Deer dies. How? The Brick hit him.

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there where 3 guys at a magic pool. if you jump in and say anything it appears in the pool. the first guy runs, jumps and says money!! he gets a bunch of money. the second guy runs, jumps and says gold!! he gets a bunch of gold. the third guy runs, slips says SHIT!!!! and lands in the pool.

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what do a midget and a dwarf have in common? they both die by the age of 25 due to genetic failures.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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Vagina-Boob

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What is a pirate's favourite letter? There is no definitive answer. It depends on the individual pirate, and the environmental and genetic factors that go to make up his or her preference for a particular letter.

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whats the best way to burn calories? Set a fat kid on fire.

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What did the mother say to her baby? These little piggies taste good!

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Q: Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? A: The backyard gate was left open

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What is the best way to put out a fire? Stop, drop and have an orgy.

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jack shine has boobs

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Q: Who won the fight of two black guys and a white guy? A: The black and white guy because two is better than one.

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do you know what i see in the perfect girl? my dick.

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What comes after 69? Mouthwash

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me:I will trade you 5 dollars for 10 dollars blond: Okay! me: ...

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World peace

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How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? over 100

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American Idol

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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