why are their no mexicans in hell they all jumped the border

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Why are girls large and round? Because they are raised by wild packs of oompa loompas.

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knock knock Come in.

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What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? One if part of the four main food groups, and one is not.

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar and orders a beer. Just kidding, he can't walk.

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Gracias por depositar mi dinero, y tener un buen día, adios.

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What's more dangerous than bungee jumping without a rope? Getting into a car with Ben Colbert.

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what do you call a jewish ladies boob? a joob

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Knock Knock.... Knock Knock.... Knock Knock.... I guess no ones home.

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Holocaust jokes aren't funny and frankly, I do not see why people think they are so funny.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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BUTTERFARTING

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Roses are red. Voilets are blue I'm Morgan Freeman and I CAN SMELL YOU...

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Boobs are nasty!

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sticks and stones may break my bones but cataracts will prohibit you from eyesight

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There were three hungry cows in a barn. One day, one of them finds a stick of butter on the ground, and notifies the other cows of his findings. Since the barn was ran like a democracy, the cows decided via 2/3 vote that the winner of the stick of butter should be decided by a checkers tournament. The problem is that there is no good way to run a checkers tournament with three cows because checkers is a one-on-one game. The first cow suggests trying to find another cow to join in so that they could have a bracket-style tournament, but there were only three cows that lived in the barn. The second cow suggests a round-robin style tournament. The third cow informs the second cow that there is a possibility of a tie because each cow can finish with one win and one loss among the two games in a round-robin tournament. The first cow suggests that the round-robin process can be repeated until there is a winner. This joint suggestion was approved by 2/3 vote by the cows. Finally the checkers tournament begins. The first cow says to the second cow, "you butter not beat me at checkers!"

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I learned a new party trick over the weekend; I swallow a piece of string and it comes out my other end tied! I shit you knot.

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What is the answer to the question of Life, the Universe and Everything? That doesn't make any sense.

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Knock knock? Who's there? Madeline i am back!! :D

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When Jesus came back from the dead the first thing he said was "It was just a prank bro!"

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Roses are red, violets are blue; So go in bed, where I'll join you...

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Did you see that van with the word "Free Candy" painted on it? I'm also glad to see a successful entrepreneur capable of advertising free wares as an incentive to attract customers in such a recession. It's a great deal for both parties.

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"Knock, Knock" "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock, Knock" "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock, Knock" "Who's there?" "The police. We're looking for three escaped inmates posing as bananas."

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-What's brown and rhymes with snoop? -Dr. Dre

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