Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she didn't have woman's rights Knock knock Who's there? NOT Sally, she's in the kitchen

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Hey Caleb.

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

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A red house is red. A blue house is blue. What color is the green house? Clear they are made of glass.

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What a russian says to another russian? I don't know, but it must be somthing in russian.

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When life gives you lemons...you probably just found lemons.

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Your as much use as Anne Frank's drum kit.

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gay marriage.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Blood is red also Nothing else is blue

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What do you call a school bus full of white kids? A school bus.

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What do you call a man who just came home from a 72-hour work shift ? You don't call him, you let him sleep.

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What do you say to a blind buss driver? You suck

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What did the great political leader say in order to calm the riot. There were no definable words. He merely screamed as the riot swallowed him and tore him apart.

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What is funnier than 9 black fellas dead in a trashbin? 1 black fella dead in 9 trashbins.

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What did the 85 year old man do after having the sex of his life? He found out he had AIDS.

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Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he was angry and frustrated with the people in his life, and the ringing clock was the first thing he noticed in his depressed rage.

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Two blonds are racing. Who wins? The first one to pass he finish line.

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What's black and white and red all over? A cow being processed

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haiku's are stupid, and do not always make sense, refrigerator.

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Hey, name is Anita, I am Nero`s nurse, he told me to say that if you wish to speak any further, you are going to have to call him and prove you are not some guy. Say Tifa, do you ever play videogames?

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What's so funny about an anti-joke? Nothing.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Where are the keys?

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Mexicans working in an office

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Nero, what if you are using me now? Manipulating me? You think I enjoy falling in love after chatting with you in a site which is not even meant for chatting? You can do that, you are a "facilitator", I don't care as much for point zero, as I do care about you, hell, if things where different, id quit the whole thing to stay with you! I could say I will never forgive you if you make me feel safe by your side, accept your help only to get stabbed in the back for trusting you.

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Anti Joke

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