- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I tried to post an unfunny punch-line-less joke on anti-joke. It worked and I got tons of emotional affirmation from it and stuff, so thanks.

A cat fell out of a really tall tree. It didn't land on its feet.

What's 1+1? 4.

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems, nice tits

When life gives you melons, you know you're dyslexic.

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What's the difference between me and you? Dr. Dre

why does everyone hate chris. cause he's a douchebag.

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Why did Rose throw the clock out the window? Because she's a moron.

how many fish does it take to turn on a lightbulb None, lightbulbs dont work in the ocean

Child Prostitution.

My wife and I have been married for ten years. She is a great care-taker and I couldn't be more happy. Then she asked me to make her a sandwich, I went to the kitchen and into the knife drawer...well I think you can guess what happened after that. I cut the meats, and I made her a sandwich.

Whats the difference between christians and nazis? one suppressed human rights and caused millions of deaths. the others were responsible for the holocaust.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Q: how many Pollocks does it take to paint a house? A: 100. 99 to spin the house and 1 to hold the paint brush

There's no "i" in tim.

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knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant

Why did the thief steal the kitchen sink? Everything else was stolen by another thief earlier in the day.

How can you tell Egyptian Bees are tired? When they put down their suitcases and yell "IM Tired!"

What do you call a blond harvesting penuts a penut farmer.

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

Knock knock. Who's there? James. James who? You know, from across the road? But where's the punchline? This isn't a joke. Isn't it? No. Can you still add a punchline? OPEN THE DOOR!

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