Whats the difference between a horse and a pile of wheat? Its a pile of wheat.

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Sea World Japan.

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Two Jews walk into a bar. They order martinis and have a wonderful time.

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how did the horse fall into the river? he sliped

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Knock Knock Who's There? Just open the damn door I forgot my key and I really need to pee

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Microsoft Windows

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What do you call a box with a dead Jew in? A coffin.

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Whats the difference between peanut butter and jam? I can't peanut butter my dick into someones ass

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a fat man eats porkchops all day ling shit a just craped my pants

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What do you call a file named pedo? A. Pedobear B. Toast C. Pedofile

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viki has 10 penises around her she eats 8 of them what does viki have? viki has AIDS

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Roses are brown Violets are brown everything is brown Who shat in my garden?

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Who flexes triceps more than anyone? James

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What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

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Women's Golf

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What's worse than the titanic sinking 9-11

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What's the difference between Jews and boy scouts? Boy scouts come back from camp.

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what happend to the ghost? he dissapeared! :)

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A horse walks into a glue factory..

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Q: What's black and white and red all over? - - - A: Nothing. If it is red all over, then it is not black and white.

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How many no-armed amputees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

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A man goes to the pound to adopt a dog and sees a very shaggy dog and says "WOW! Thats a shaggy dog I'll take it!" So the man takes home his new dog and decides to enter the dog in the towns anual shaggy dog contest. and wins. After winning the town shaggy dog contest he moves up to the county shaggy dog contest. theres no competition. Now the man and his dog enter into the state shaggy dog contest, the states shaggiest dogs are all competing. the man wins. Finally the man and his dog are in the prestigious national shaggy dog contest. The judge walks up to the man and says "your dog isn't very shaggy"

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Someone told me about this website.

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Two men walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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