That long? I was thinking more like two hours? An hour?

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A straight man walks into a lesbian bar. He quickly realizes his mistake and leaves.

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What looks like a 50p and has a narrow back?

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Y2K

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What's better than winning a medal in the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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Women's rights.

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who eats pencils asians

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Your Mama's so fat she need some serious medication treating overweight.

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School : Todays lesson, 1 + 1 = 2 Exam, find the radius of the sun

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Did you know it is impossible to say "Good eye might" and not sound Australian...

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Why didn't Dave buy his wife a watch for her birthday? Because she already had one.

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NEVER

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friend: whats in the box? me: shhhh, its your mom... im saving her for later.

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Roses are red Violets are Blue Little Timmy died yesterday

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Why did the man buy a rope? Because he needed a noose

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A. I have a really funny knock knock joke to tell you! You start. B. Knock knock A. Who's there? B. ....

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suck my a s s i hate mother f u c k e r s in my mother f u c k i n g crib

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? A: Drowning.

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Your mama's so fat, she's dead!

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Blonde hair is the result of having two recessive alleles for hair color in your genotype. There is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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Q: Why was George Washington buried on a hill? A: Because he's dead.

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What do you call a young fortune teller who just escaped from jail? A small medium at large.

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A man and his wife are walking home from a lovely evening at the movies when suddenly a masked man jumps from the bushes demanding a pad and pen, his mother just got a new phone number and he suffers from short term memory loss.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a picnic table? Many things, really. Beginning with simple structural features such as the number of legs, of which there happen to be four on a generic picnic table, and two on a human being. One might observe that a typical african american male is between 5'8" and 6'2" in total length, whereas a picnic table, being made to support 6-8 people will generally be slightly longer. A black guy will generally be pictured standing upright. A picnic table is usually horizontally laid out upon a flat surface. The former is living or dead, the latter is usually nonliving, processed wood or metal. The former may move about from day to day of its own accord, the latter is completely stationary, and indeed very difficult to relocate, etc.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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