What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? Photoshop

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Knock knock Whose there? you you who you know who you are

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Roses are red Violets are blue This line doesn't rhyme Neither does this one.

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Need homeless tips? Get A Job.

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Q: Why was Seven afraid of Eight? A: He was octophobic.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, whose dick was so long he could provide women with more pleasure than the average male.

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Why is Joe white? Because he's white.

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Why was my teacher depressed? Because she wanted to live in her pasta

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Whats black and has a large penis? A dog with large genitalia.

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Where did Sally go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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That's what he said.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs in a pool? A: A man with no arms or legs in a pool.

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What did the black man say to the other black man? Nothing, he was recently involved in a terrible car accident which he barely survived but lost the function of speech and was paralysed from the neck downwards. He is constantly in pain and desperately wants someone to kill him but has no way of communicating this so is forced to wait until his natural death.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because after death the body loses control of muscles and the monkey could no longer grasp the branch with his tail

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A bar walks into your mother.

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How many ears does Captain Kirk have? Two.

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What did the little boy find when he came home from school? His mother hanging from a tree.

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Why doesn't Superman eat peanuts? He doesn't like them

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A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink and then goes home and beats his wife.

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Q:whats the easiest way to get crabs? A:at your local seafood market.

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Why did the man loose his balls? he had testicular cancer and had to get them removed.

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Women's Basketball.

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Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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