- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did johnny fall down? He got hit in the head with a brick

What's white and can't climb a tree? A refridgerator What's white heavy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A polar bear

So a blonde was trying to peel a banana, but she couldn't because she was viciously attacked by chimpanzees and had all her fingers bitten off

A horse walks in a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse didn't reply because he was a hoarse horse.

"Knock Knock" "Who's There?" "Sara" "Come in, we will have a cup of coffee in the good company of each other."

Q, Where did Rebecca Black go to eat? A. TGI Fridays

If TACOS are Mexican PASTA is Italian HAMBURGER is American Then what is pizza???..... Dough, Cheese and Sauce Just Kidding, that was bad..... Turtles..... :D

Why couldn't santa eat cookies and milk at little Jimmy's house? He has diabetes and is unable to stray from a strict diet prescribed by his local doctor.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Satan. Oh **** go away.

Why did the man burn his face? He went into a fire. :D

How do you catch a squirrel? Use a live, humane trap, and release it back into the wild afterwards.

Roses are red, Violets are violet. You guys really suck at making poems...

A guys walks up to a drug dealing looking to score some drugs. The deal was made an the man quickly arrested the drug dealer because he was actually a undercover cop

What do you call a fly with no wings? A walk.

SAD STORY: Boy: Make me a sandwich. Girl: No.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm Schizophrenic And so am I.

There are two horses in a stable. They were just talking about the weather and other normal things. Suddenly, the dog ran in. "HELP, HELP!!!" The dog screamed. Farmer Brandy got stuck in the tractor!!! The horses said, "HOLY SHIT........... A TALKING DOG!!!!"

Don't you hate it when you're reading a sentence and it doesn't end how you testicles. _._._

What do you call 2 black men sitting on a porch? Craig and Smokey

What's worse than dropping your sandwich. Dying of pancreatic cancer.

What do you call a gay African American Jewish German flight attendant who is addicted to many hard drugs? His name.

Friends are like trees, they fall down when hit multiple times with an axe.

What's worse than dropping your phone in the toilet? Drinking only milk and honey for 7 days and then getting diarrhea while lying chained up completely naked with red fire ants going up your anus and all over your body while you get eaten alive in slow painfully miserable death

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