why did the 8 year old want a squirt gun? his parents were on fire

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Knock Knock Who's There Gary Oh hi Gary, come in

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms or legs. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he was being chased.

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What's a Mexican's favorite sport? It varies from person to person.

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Some dude and his son are driving to school. They get into a car accident so the have to go the the hospital. But when the doctor comes in, the doctor says "I can't oporate on this boy! He's my son!" Who's the doctor? His Mom.

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What do you say to the man with lopsided balls? I am terribly sorry, your condition has most certainly left you socially alienated and confused.

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What do you call a guy being followed by about 30 others with high powered rifles? A military general serving for his country.

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Why can't santa fit down a chimney? No one can

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Lightening never strikes the same place twice. But it killed both my parents.

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Why did the man go to the restaurant? Because he wanted to get some food.

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i like my women like i like my coffee...big boobs

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How did Peter Parker tell his uncle that he was Spiderman? He didn't because he was already dead.

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RULES: #1) have fun #2) safety first

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What do you call a black armless legless man I Don't know but im kind of hungry

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What did the pornstar say to the priest? i DO porn

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What do you call someone who's black? A person you asshole.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it noticed that there may be foodstuffs on other side.

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What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? *awkward silence* What did the deaf guy say to the mute guy? *Awkward silence....huh?*

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Why couldn't the women drive? She was dead

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It is green and it is attached to a fence? Green paint

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What happens when you mix 3 pounds of baking soda, 2 dozen cans of Mr. Pibb cola, and a live tortoise? It makes a terrible mess and your wife gets upset at you for getting the house so dirty. She refuses to clean it up.

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what is the difference between a gay guy and Sarah Dwyer nothing the both like there sex but Sarah is a Guy.

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