What do u get when you mix a young asian woman and a black man? Tiger Woods

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a muslim walks in to a bar... there were no survivors

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Why did the japanese bomb pearl harbor? they wanted to weaken the US naval fleet to stop the US embargo on oil being shipped to japan

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What happened to the Jew when he heard about the concentration camps being erected all over Germany? Nothing immediately. Then he and his family went into hiding where they were later discovered, taken to concentration camps and died along with millions of other Jews.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Get in the car or i'll shoot you

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A semi-coherent black man was wandering down the street toward an open garbage receptacle. Immediately an angry, filthy raccoon jumped up, hissing and baring its fangs, as if to defend its territory against the startled negro. This happened four times in a row. Each time it was either a negro, a mexican, a crippled kid or a person of jewish ancestry. Each time the raccoon hissed viciously. Coincidence? No. The raccoon was obviously very hungry and attempting to defend its last remaining refuge of territory from the ever-increasing encroachment of man's filth into the formerly natural and pristine spaces where wildlife once lived. He is now reduced to hissing at the ethnics and the cripples, just to eek out a pitiful subsistence on trash.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. I don't believe you.

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Why did the girl go over her texting limit? She had a hot boyfriend.

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An amputee walks into a bar with a big smile on his face and sits down. The bartender looks over at him and asks "How did you lose your arm?" The amputee doesn't respond because he has been deaf and mute since birth.

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W.N.B.A.

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the guy below me is gay

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Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs? A: Russell

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A black guy, a mexican, and a jew walk in a bar. The mexican had to go to the bathroom. He asked the bartender where the bathroom was and she directed him down the hall where he pooped in quietly.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a cooler? 5. using a blender to puree` = 9

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why was the boy crying? ... because he had a frog stapled yo his face.

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a black man and a mexican are sitting in the back seat of a car....whose driving? the cop

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What time did the tennis start? Tennish

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Whats worse than being a Jew? Being black.

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What do you cal a black boy with a bike? A thief

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The man who ran behind the bus got exhausted. The man who ran in front of the bus got tired. The first one survived.

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A child is in the grocery checkout with their parents. It sees the candy display and asks for a pack of Reese's. When the parents do not grant the child's request, they begin to scream and cry. When they arrive home, the child is beaten with a copper rod. The new puppy that the child got for a birthday present is hanged and fed to buzzards.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't because it got hit by a car.

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Why couldn't Timmy ride a bicycle? Because Timmy was a goldfish

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Life is like a box of chocolates. You eat them. get fat. Die.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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