- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, sorry i gave you Herpes type 2.

Why do redheads have red hair Because they were born like that.

What's the difference between an old quarter and a new penny? 24 cents

Did you hear that joke about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

Knock knock. Who's there? Becca. I just found out i have aids, so you should probably get yourself checked out.

World Peace

Why cant i stand up? Cause i shat my pants

A Mexican, A Jew and a Irishman walk into a grocery store...The Mexican buys some bread, the Jew buys some bread... and the Irishman buys some bread.

How do you find Nemo? Watch the movie.

What's the difference between people who make dead baby jokes and people who don't make dead baby jokes? I don't avoid eye contact with people who don't make dead baby jokes.

How many rats live in a llamas stomach? the cats pajamas

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Two Jews walk into a bar. They order martinis and have a wonderful time.

A black man, an Asian, a Jew, and an American all jump off a building. Unfortunately, they all died on impact and their families will mourn for years to come.

Why did the woman drop her baby? she had a stroke.

What do you call a box with a dead Jew in? A coffin.

why did the cow jump over the moon because it was on a high dose of lsd

flip flop chop, clip clop cow, POW. hahahahahah. :).

What do you get a black guy when he is hungry? Something edible.

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits.

What did the terrorist have for breakfast? Scrambled eggs and a glass of orange juice.

I cant think of one (._. )

Jacob Black and Edward Cullen show up at your house. You tell your best girl friend and she has you admitted to a psych ward because everyone knows they are fictional characters!

Why don`t women need watches? Because in our modern society, there are many clocks in most locations.

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